Conversations with a three-year-old can be very interesting.
Today I had the pleasure of two very humorous conversations.
Today I had the pleasure of two very humorous conversations.
The first conversation went something like this:
Parker: My shirt is hating me.
Me: Oh really?
Parker: I am hating my shirt.
Me: Why honey? (Thinking he was going to say that he was too warm... it was cold here today (50's) and we had to bundle up.)
Parker: I don't hate this one (pointing to the short sleeve shirt he had on over a long sleeve shirt). I hate this one (pointing to the long sleeve shirt). It is too white.
Me: (suppressing laughter) Oh, that is a big problem, isn't it?
*Note to self: When buying shirts and debating whether to get the white one, fearing it will get dirty too fast, don't worry. Parker doesn't like his shirts too white.
The second conversation went like this after seeing some deer alongside the road on our way home this evening:
Parker: We should get a deer.
Me: You mean as a pet?
Parker: Yes. We should get a deer at the pet store.
Me: (again suppressing laughter) Oh, does the pet store sell deer?
Parker: Yes. The pet store has one left.
Me: Oh no. Only one left?
Parker: No. They have ten left.
Me: That is good to know. We won't have to be in such a rush then. What would we do with a deer?
Parker: It could go in the backyard and eat the grass.
Me: That is a great idea. Should we get a cow? They like to eat grass too.
Parker: (laughing) No. A cow would be too big.
*Note to self: We have a deer sized backyard, not a cow sized backyard. Also, we will have to schedule a trip to the pet store to pick up our deer.

